I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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