You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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