HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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