Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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