I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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