Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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