the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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