I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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