woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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