i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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