i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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