Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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