therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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