Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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