Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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