Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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