Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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