Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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