I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
id be glad to
wakey wakey hands off snakey
and she was petting her beer can
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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