I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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