don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
zippers are such a cool invention
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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