Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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