I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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