ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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