vagina is talking i cant
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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