I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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