Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Text me some of your sweat
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