People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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