Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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