carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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