did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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