what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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