the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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