i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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