but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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