i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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