All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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