i'm signing you up for texting rehab
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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