Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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