There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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