She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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