Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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