drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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