I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
