I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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