i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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