We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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