I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
