But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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