Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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