he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
