Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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